Expat masseuse turns down One Direction in Marbella

AN expat masseuse has turned down the opportunity to do what teenage girls throughout Britain and America would probably be willing to kill for.

For when British-Irish pop sensation One Direction visited the Pangea nightclub in Puerto Banus, Michelle Honeker refused to massage them because they ‘looked too young’.

“No way was I going to put my hands on their wee bodies, it would just be weird!” said the 27-year-old Scott, who works as a beautician at the club.

“Someone pointed out Zayn Malik and I was like, ‘What? He looks about 14!’”

Despite being offered €100 to rub down the teenage pin-ups – whose ages actually range from 18-20 – Honeker refused to budge.

“I don’t know if the One Direction boys were upset at the knock-back, but to be honest it doesn’t matter.

“Celebrities don’t impress me, they are the same as everyone else. If I don’t want to touch someone then I shouldn’t have to,” she added.