BRITISH holidaymakers have listed an all-inclusive break in Benidorm as their worst nightmare.
In the poll by Lonely Planet, a week’s holiday in the Spanish resort came bottom of their wish list.
A 3am Saturday night out in San Antonio, Ibiza came in a close second, while a trip to Butlins in Bognor came third.
The sort of people who go on all-inclusive holidays to Benidorm and San Antonio have probably never even heard of Lonely Planet or Rough Guide.
Mercifully for the rest of us.